a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
If I had a dime for every time someone said this to me, I’d be rich.
If I had a dime for every time someone said this to me and didn’t mean it, I’d still be rich.
if i had a dime for every time someone said this to me i’d be broke
Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
Best reaction ever.
I think people don’t give Greg anywhere near enough credit for how much he does for Sherlock and how well he knows him.
While John reacts violently, which is completely understandable, Greg here is really just going, “god dammit, I should have seen this coming”
get to know me meme: five movies — pitch perfect (2012)
"Listen up, A-ca-ballers. I have been rejected by the army, shoved into a Dora the Explorer backpack, and pushed into the girls’ locker room wearing nothing but suspenders. But no matter, I am in the world that I love."
My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him
when i went to the paramore concert in sixth grade, my friend and i were screaming and there were two scene girls in front of us and they kept giving us dirty looks and my mom was really drink and she was like “HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDITIONER?!?! PANTENE BITCH!”
Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.
This is magical.I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.